Spray Tans, Reality Tea, and Reckless Behavior
STASSI with Tay
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4.4 • 15.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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With a big event they’ve been waiting on finally here, Stassi and Tay get into spray tans, pale-girl problems, and trying to feel hot and pulled together, before the conversation turns to motherhood, big feelings, and Stassi’s theory that Hartford might still have some past-life beef with her. Then it’s on to the Alex Cooper and Alix Earle drama, Amanda and West, the baseball game moment everyone is dissecting, and the SLOMW reunion details Stassi can finally talk about.
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| 0:00.0 | In person. |
| 0:12.7 | Is this our first in person in my studio? |
| 0:15.6 | No. |
| 0:16.4 | I mean, definitely not ever. |
| 0:17.8 | But I know not ever. |
| 0:18.7 | Since Tasewate. |
| 0:20.3 | Yeah, since the rebrand. I feel like we did one. Did we? Just a one. Oh, okay. And then we were a person in New York. Lucky number two. Yeah. But here we go. I mean, we're so goddamn good at our jobs. Are we? Oh, my God, yes. But we're so good remote, too. |
| 0:38.1 | You know what? |
| 0:38.7 | Sometimes I feel like I'm not really great at my job, but I'm good enough. |
| 0:43.1 | Okay, well, first of all, you have many talents. |
| 0:45.0 | That's all that matters, you that I'm good enough. |
| 0:47.1 | You have many talents. |
| 0:48.3 | Also, you're like OG podcaster, and as I will never let people forget, I am the OG. |
| 0:54.0 | OG. Radio. Radio hosts. So listen, it's so second nature to us now. We just don't even know. That's true. That's true. I need to acknowledge right now, though, that, like, you are a tanned queen. It looks like you just got back from Ibizaa with Bo, actually. Bo and I are bow tan. |
| 1:11.8 | Bo and Tay got spray tanned yesterday. We went on a lover's trip together. And me and Teddy are |
| 1:16.6 | getting sprayed tonight. But I have been, I'm in my shedding phase. So like when I want to look |
| 1:23.8 | beautiful for something, I have to be ugly for a few weeks. I understand. And so like even |
| 1:29.8 | when I was in New York, you know, last, yes. In fact, the previous New York trip was the last time |
| 1:36.0 | I tanned and I had just put some tanner on myself. So it wasn't even a proper spray tan. So for a month now, |
| 1:42.3 | I have been just scraping my body in the shower, like not a tan in sight. |
| 1:48.7 | And I've just been really marinating in my ugliness. Pastyness and my pastiness. And that's why I look the way that I'm, I look. |
| 1:58.7 | My foundation, the lightest color that I have |
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