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The Misfits Podcast

Spotify Exclusive: podcast with THE DRUG DEALER (illegal)

The Misfits Podcast

Misfits Network

Comedy

4.959.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The supplier of excessive laughter, binge eating & a good nights sleep, the misfits are joined by Captain Cooked who shares their stories of working in the industry, as well as being a dominatrix's side kick.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to another Spotify exclusive episode of the misfits podcast. I am joined today here by Swagger Souls. Hello!

0:08.9

By Matt, of course. I know what it do. And also a very special guest today. It is our

0:16.2

hypothetical

0:18.2

hypothetical dealer of illicit substances. It is captain

0:22.4

Captain Cooked. I'll get a mate. How you going?

0:24.9

How are you?

0:26.9

Just to clarify a couple things. He's not actually a captain. I don't at least I don't believe.

0:32.6

I would never a captain like a...

0:34.6

I've never captain anything.

0:36.1

You've never captain anything.

0:38.1

But Captain Cooked is the name that we've been to

0:43.8

Give to you for this episode because obviously we don't want to be on the record saying any dodgy stuff this episode.

0:49.0

But no, I mean you are basically

0:51.0

hypothetically our the guy who hooks us up with the good stuff. You're like a plug. You know what I mean?

0:56.6

Like an agricultural producer.

0:58.6

I produce agricultural grain produce that enriches your life

1:06.1

mentally, physically, and there's a lot of children.

1:08.9

It's good to hear. That's what I do. That's my skill set.

1:12.8

Yeah, and you've sort of been in the misfits family for a while now kind of popping in and out and sticking around and telling us stories and you know,

1:20.4

we've always found you'd be a very interesting character.

1:22.8

And so we've been talking about it for a while.

1:25.6

Like why don't we get Captain Cooked on the podcast?

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