Sports Writers Don't Matter - November 28th, 2023
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🗓️ 28 November 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Barstool Rundown listeners, you can find us every Monday through Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:06.7 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:09.8 | All right, it is the rundown, Tuesday, November 28th, 2023. You had all the time in the world to fix your |
| 0:20.8 | genes. Why did you just wait till now? |
| 0:22.3 | Because we're on now. |
| 0:23.0 | Oh you want to make a show of it. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah, yeah. Well, it's like I'm showing people behind the curtain like this is me in real life. |
| 0:30.0 | Just a regular dude. |
| 0:31.0 | In the world of ballet when a lesser dancer has a solo there's |
| 0:35.3 | always people doing stuff in the background to take away to distract a little bit. |
| 0:40.8 | So in this scenario I would be the lesser dancer and you guys would be doing stuff. |
| 0:45.0 | We're always having to do stuff in the background like in the nutcracker when you know it's usually a |
| 0:48.8 | younger girl that's playing like the lead because she asked to before she you know falls asleep and wakes up |
| 0:53.8 | a woman and dances with the nutcracker. There's always like the adults at |
| 0:59.3 | the party and the magician doing stuff in the background. We have to keep the audience's attention. |
| 1:04.0 | Is the nutcracker just, is it really, |
| 1:06.7 | feels like that story isn't just a Christmas story, |
| 1:08.9 | even though we hear, we only see it during Christmas. |
| 1:11.0 | It's a, it takes place at a Christmas party. |
| 1:13.6 | I see. |
| 1:14.6 | I couldn't tell you a single plot point. |
| 1:15.6 | No. |
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