Sports Trolls and Moose Tracks

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2015

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

On this episode Alison and the Thursday gang (Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss, Daniel Quantz, Greg Heller and Jeff Fox) discuss Jenna's recent hospital excursion, Greg's tooth story, Alison's profound state of non-pregnancy, Greg's stint as a DJ, ice skating, moms on the podcast and mom texts, dads who've become sports trolls, extreme moose tracks ice cream, pumpkin spice, psychotic breaks, baby farts, babies, an email from a listener who had a bad experience eating THC gummy bears and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Transcript

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0:00.0	And now, live from Daniel and Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Alison Rosen,
0:07.0	is your best friend show.
0:08.0	Tonight, Alison welcomes her guest.
0:10.0	She's a comedian who told millions of Korean children she likes the melon and the watermelon,
0:14.0	which was a lie.
0:15.0	She doesn't like watermelon.
0:17.0	Who knows what else is true.
0:18.0	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:20.0	He's a man who goes to fancy steak houses in order to fillet, potatoes are grotton.
0:25.0	And if there happens to be any septiginary and finger banging going on, he'll have it all in the house.
0:29.0	Thank you very much.
0:30.0	It's Alan Moss.
0:31.0	And a producer and surfer who recently went to a dentist who said he had the best mole
0:35.0	was ever dude, then he dropped right in and smacked his leg.
0:38.0	Whoop-haw!
0:39.0	Gave him a root canal and then BAH!
0:41.0	Gave him another root canal and his teeth got pitted so pitted.
0:46.0	It's Greg Ellor.
0:48.0	Chef Jeff is here to show you how to hold his onions without crying.
0:51.0	I'm a husband Daniel and the joy you hear is just a mass to hide my never ending pain,
0:55.0	saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Alison Rosen.
1:25.0	Hello my little squash blossoms.
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