Sports! — The Chicago Bears Are Experiencing a “Pelvic Contusion”

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🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Oh, boy. What change a few weeks—and injuries— can bring, like the Chicago Bears briefly having one of the most exciting quarterbacks in football, before bookmarking tankathon.com. Rob and Patrick convene through microphones over a season that feels increasingly over, while breaking down that other sport they call football and the United States’ surprise entry into the next round of the World Cup. We try to answer important questions, such as: What is offsides? Why are they spraying mist at that dude’s injured butt? We’re experts, after all.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, welcome back.
0:01.1	It's episode six of Waypoint Sports and Sports
0:03.8	adjacent podcast that sets out to disprove the notion
0:06.5	that people with lives dedicated to pixels jumping across
0:09.7	the screen can also be unhealthy interested.
0:12.1	It would nerds condescendingly refer to as sports ball,
0:15.1	every super bowl.
0:17.0	Oh, Robert is with a heavy, heavy,
0:21.8	Eddie Jackson on IR, Darnell Mooney on IR,
0:25.5	Aaron Rogers saying that even though he's got busted up ribs,
0:28.2	he wants to come back and get a win before he goes on the buy heart.
0:32.7	Start off every episode with the same question.
0:35.7	Are the bears back?
0:37.6	The bears are extremely gone.
0:40.5	I'm thriving.
0:59.2	The bears are hibernating, but also there's been a population collapse.
1:04.1	We're not sure how many will be left in the spring,
1:08.4	or what condition they will be in.
1:11.9	It is bad out there.
1:16.2	And yes, it is true.
1:17.7	It was a year of reconstruction.
1:21.9	But it is...
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