Sports Adjacent Episode 37: The Show Almost Ends
House of L podcast
Laurence W. Holmes
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2021
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
This episode begins with Tony burping into the mic while eating custard and veers within inches of Russ firing him on the spot and the show nearly ending forever. Oldest brothers Jason and Tony argue with younger brother Russ about sibling fights (12:00). Russ tells people to get it together and buy a headboard for their beds, and this is where Tony blows up the show (20:00). Teddy Bridgewater's missed tackle (29:40). Russ gets in trouble with the Marines (50:00). Biggest finesse in sports (1:00:00). Steph Curry appreciation (1:13:05). Mike Tyson smokes toad venom (1:24:00).
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the sports of Jason, okay? I like that. I just learned something new today. A Jason with Jason leisure |
| 0:13.4 | Russell Dorsi on the House of L network. We're doing everything I dreamed of as an adjacent. |
| 0:18.9 | But he's mad because they he says they're up to and they won't put whipped cream on the custard |
| 0:27.9 | because they're custard too special and they don't have strawberry custard in these. |
| 0:33.7 | He wants you to like do a whole uh he wants you to take a flamethrower to him like you did |
| 0:38.1 | Portillo. And first of all I didn't take a flamethrower to Portillo's like people got this |
| 0:45.0 | uh you know what? No we have a good I have some good stuff planned for today but uh |
| 0:52.6 | Tony why aren't you 38 years old? Why do you need whipped cream on your custard? |
| 0:58.7 | Because oh no no whoa whoa you're on the wrong side of this. Are you kidding? |
| 1:03.5 | Is this a steak for you? I literally asked the question I asked. What are you doing man? |
| 1:07.8 | Are you just like trying to like stir stuff up now? |
| 1:10.6 | You're like Steven A Smith just I mean I'm literally y'all literally to my attention and I regret |
| 1:19.0 | doing so. I mean cool. I mean you acting like a whipped cream is this |
| 1:26.7 | child like thing like it doesn't go on ice cream or cake or you know a bunch of other |
| 1:33.8 | desserts like it's uh this is a child thing why would you want whipped cream? Like it's not a |
| 1:39.6 | part of everyday desserts like what does that rest? Why do y'all gotta make everything so |
| 1:46.7 | you started it. Y'all asked me the question and they get mad when I ask you a question |
| 1:52.2 | the way you frame the question. I will I will I will say this if you're paying they should put |
| 2:01.4 | whatever they want you want on the ice cream. Well not if they don't serve it I mean you can't |
| 2:05.4 | go to Taco. I know I know I know I know they have whipped cream there. They don't get like |
| 2:11.0 | no no no right no they don't as a brand as an Andy's brand their ice cream is too |
| 2:22.0 | great to be solid by whipped cream that they refuse to have it in the building. That's strange. |
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