Sporkful Dating Game: Suitcase Full Of Cheese Edition
The Sporkful
SiriusXM Podcasts
4.6 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What are a couple of moments from the date that really stand out to you that were most memorable? |
| 0:15.7 | Well, one of the most memorable moments was definitely when he told me that he dissected a cat in biology class, |
| 0:24.2 | an AP biology class. I have not stopped thinking about that. |
| 0:30.1 | This is the sporkful. It's not for foodies, it's for lovers. I'm Dan Pashman. Each week on our |
| 0:36.5 | show, we obsess about food to get people to fall in |
| 0:39.7 | love. All right, not every week, but this week, back by popular demand for Valentine's Day. |
| 0:45.1 | We are presenting the Sporkful Dating Game. |
| 0:51.6 | We asked those of you looking for love to fill out a Google form. |
| 0:55.0 | Then we painstakingly combed through the entries to find matches using our proprietary algorithm, |
| 1:00.4 | by which I mean we asked you what age range and what gender or genders you're looking for and where you live. |
| 1:05.9 | And we match people based on that. |
| 1:07.7 | Still, it's proprietary. |
| 1:09.6 | Now, we did this back in 2021 at the height of the pandemic. |
| 1:12.3 | We arranged two Zoom dates. Unfortunately, neither of those matches led to a second date. So we're |
| 1:17.5 | already 0 for two in our matchmaking exploits. Can we do better this time? Once again, we set up two blind |
| 1:24.0 | dates, but this time, in person, one in New York, one in Chicago. We recorded the |
| 1:28.8 | whole dates, then we talked to the daters afterwards. As an incentive, I promised the couples that if |
| 1:33.7 | either of them gets married, I'll provide cascatelli for their wedding. So, will their love |
| 1:38.4 | smolder like a kebab on a hot grill? Will they become as inseparable as the two slices of bread |
| 1:43.6 | and a peanut butter sandwich? |
| 1:45.1 | Or will they repel each other like oil and vinegar, a salad dressing that hasn't been properly |
| 1:49.6 | emulsified? First up, we have our New York date. Let's meet our daters, Shazad, and Stacey. |
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