From Liverpool, from Liverpool, we need to talk about ghosts with Kevin Eustace.

Hooray, hooray, it's Monday.

And we all know what that means by now, don't we?

Yes, I, Kevin, am going to talk to you, the wonderful listener, about the paranormal and ghosties.

Hooray!

I hope you've had a wonderful week so far.

Well, it's Monday, isn't it?

I suppose it's the start of the week, right?

I hope you've had a wonderful couple of hours of the start of this week, and may it long continue for the duration of the week.

Nay, the month.

Anyway, if you had a big bump then, that's because the neighbour's cat is am.

Just decided now would be the perfect opportunity to dive bomb approximately eight feet from the top of her bookshelf to the floor. And although she's only slight, when you've got kind of

like sensitive recording equipment,

you will pick up her, boom, in the background.

Anyway, what are we going to do today?

Well, we're of course going to give you a paranormal review

so that you don't have to review anything for yourself, because you're not a lunatic.

And then we're going to do some paranormal stories that have been sent in directly by you,

the listener.

And it is my favourite part of the week, albeit on a Monday, maybe I'm doing myself a

disservice there. I mean, maybe because I say at the start of every Monday, this is my

favourite part of the week, I'm subconsciously telling myself the rest of your week's going to

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