From Liverpool, from Liverpool, we need to talk about ghosts with Kevin Eustace.

Hooray, it's Manday, and you know what that means, don't you?

It means it's time for me to talk to you wonderful people about the topic of ghosts.

Hooray. So what's new? Well, let me think. Well, Becca's back this week, so that's new,

which means immediately after recording this episode, I've got to tidy the house, like a whirling dervish,

if that's a thing. Or is it a Dermish? I don't know. Anyway, I've got to do it rather quickly because she's back this week and there's a lot

that needs doing.

And I mean a lot.

It turns out it's not that I'm messy.

Do you know what I mean?

But it's more that I leave things.

So like, I'll open a box and I'll leave the box and things like that.

It just needs a general tidy. But if anyone's willing to come

around and do it, I will pay you handsomely. By the time you said this, it'll be done. So,

please don't offer. Anyway, what are we going to cover on today's show? Well, of course,

all the usual stuff. We're going to thank our wonderful patrons via the medium of song.

Then, of course, we're going to have a paranormal review so that you don't have to review something for yourself, because what sort of fool would do that, I ask you?

And then we're going to get your true listener paranormal experiences.

Hooray, my favourite part of the show.

And then we will hopefully have time for a Reddit corner, but just with me.

Just with little old Kev, with no backer, because as I say, she's not here yet.

She will return, and when she does, by God, I'm going to say, listen here, you owe us Reddit Corners,

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