Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.

The show is about to begin.

I am so viscerally afraid of accidentally texting the chief of police.

Kind of weird, that's all she wrote.

You are in my thoughts and prayers in perpetuity.

Now mind you, I don't even have the chief of police's phone number, and why would I?

Hello, everyone, and welcome back to monologging.

I'm Mads Mitch, and I am your host today and always because

well quite frankly this is literally my podcast so who else is going to host it. Happy freaking Monday.

It is Monday October 27th question mark I believe yes it is happy Monday October 27th. I hope you on a fabulous weekend. I hope you're

feeling well-rested and rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever life might throw at you this

week. And I don't think that that's asking too much of your favorite podcast host, deep breath,

sigh of relief. I am so excited for this week's episode. It is a family tradition here at monologing.

Well, formerly it was a Park to Car Convo's tradition.

It is a tradition that we will be carrying with us into monologing.

It's a prison guard tradition, tell us oldest time.

We are sharing ghost stories by the fire.

And I love that for us.

I love this episode. nothing hits quite like spooky stories in broad daylight in the morning time and then throwing your phone

away and then and then resting peacefully because you've forgotten all the stories by the time that

you go to bed that That is so important.

That is so important.

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