Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that

our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems

via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium,

I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely

consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis

cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight

with me and my producer over fairies? Well, sweetie, you're going to have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach

Nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

It's a very funny one this week. Sorry, I'll let you go. It's a very funny one this week.

Oh my god. It's a very one this week. We are joined by Louisiana Purchase to talk about

Dracula season four, episode six, Harry monsters. So there are a lot of apologies in the

boot war. There are some smoker chats out back. Um, really amazing looks on the floor show.

And the bullets, honey, they're doing a tight five. They're sibling chat. They got jokes.

That little one needs to start doing stand up. That's all I'm saying. She goofy. You enjoyed

this episode. I like this one. It was a killer episode. It was. Wait, which one had the most

filler? We can't do this. We have a great show for you today. I'm on SNL. We've got a great show

for you. So let's get started. I hate you. All right. Okay, let's get into it, Divas. Goodbye.

One first choice is a big ol' boss. You turn around and boom. You end up with us one

least second. Oh, Tila. Hello, faggies. We are the coolest school. And welcome to Spooky Seconds.

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