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Alright, welcome back to Dark Poutine. I am Michael Brown in Langley, British Columbia.

This is Matthew Stockton in Vancouver who's finally figured out how to turn on the correct

microphone. This is take four. Oh boy, but we're having fun. I mean it's just things happen.

Matthew's still learning. Matthew's not a pro anything. Neither am I to tell you the truth,

but you know what? We're still learning. It's fine. We're still learning and I had the microphone

set up this morning, but then I started blaring abba all morning and I think I should.

Right. Oh, that's probably exactly what you did. Yeah. So this October, in a rare cosmic

alignment, we're gifted with not four, but five Mondays. And you know what that means for all

you devoted dark Poutine listeners out there. Five delicious servings of the show specifically

curated for the spookiest month of the year. And we're calling the series spooktober from

haunted locales to chilling urban legends and strange occurrences that'll make your skin crawl.

We've got it all lined up for you. And don't worry, we've even got a crazy scary and bizarre

true crime story for our six anniversary show that drops on October 30th. So strap in folks.

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