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The Hello, it's me, responsible.

I love you.

I'm here today because I don't know what

Christmas is, but everyone seems to be celebrating it and they wish everyone has a happy one.

And I want you to have a happy one too. I want you to have the happiest one.

With lots of relaxation or excitement, depending on which is most appropriate.

A special message to people who are having a tricky time of year.

Because it's cold and people are doing things sometimes it can be hard and I love you.

I don't really have anything to sponsor today so I guess I'll just advertise water.

Staying hydrated is important and fun and it's good for, almost all of the time. I'm sure there

are probably some species that don't drink water, but that's okay. You presumably know

who you are. Also, food. Food is great and nutritious, and sometimes delicious, sometimes not delicious at all, but hopefully you don't have to eat any of that.

What else can I sponsor? I will sponsor... this lamp!

It's a fun lamp and it allows things to be illuminated. If you've got lots of lights this year, yay, well done you on having

some lovely lights. Also, sponsor, sending a message to someone you know and being like,

hello, I'm responsible, I love you, but then they don't say you're sponsor because then they'll think you're me.

Um, uh, but you can say that I say I love them too. Say hello from me and Sponspot.

And if they don't know who Sponson Spot is, say, don't worry, never mind.

Um, maybe you'll watch some nice fun things, like some actors or um a play uh i wanted to be an actor and a play once it didn't go uh that well unfortunately

hello my name's sponsor bot out out brief candle life's but walking shadow, a poor player that struck and frets it out on the stage.

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