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Oh, welcome to four-year amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are world class.

I'm Ryan Burkara.

I'm Byron Marin.

And for today's featured attraction,

we put on our swim trunks and take a dive to bikini bottom to discuss SpongeBob's Carnival Ride in Las Vegas, Nevada, inside the Circus, Circus, Casino, and Hotel, and at Land of Legends

in Turkey. That's right. Only two in the world.

One in Vegas.

And of course, Turkey.

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Because Byron already showed you guys those.

Look, we are always, we are always in the process of innovating.

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