Have you ever thought, ugh, this water is too wet?

Or this beach is too sandy.

My name's Christine.

And my name is Sandy.

And where the host of Beach to Sandy water too wet.

A podcast where we do dramatic readings of the most wild and off the wall reviews on

the internet.

We find the funniest, real reviews about everything from Vegas weddings, matchmaking services

and trader joes, to caves, toddler beds, and spirit Halloween.

You won't believe the things that people think absolutely must be set on the internet.

How else would everyone know that some caves don't have Wi-Fi?

We hear about the good, the bad, and that one time spirit Halloween sent someone a dildo

instead of a Halloween costume.

And believe it or not, we got to the bottom of it.

Join us every Wednesday wherever you listen to your podcasts.

Beach to Sandy water too wet is brought to you by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

The following podcast contains explicit language.

I want to tell you my secret now.

I see daddy.

Charlotte Green is me, Bob.

No, I am the father of all the world.

What's in the box?

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