I want to tell you my secret now.

I see dead me.

Silent breeding, people!

No.

I am the father of all.

What's in the box?

You made it hurt!

You blew it up!

Damn you, hold it!

Hell!

Have you ever thought, ugh, this water is too wet?

Or this beach is too sandy.

My name's Christine.

And my name is Sandy.

And where the host of beach to sandy water to wet?

A podcast where we do dramatic readings of the most wild and off-the-wall reviews on the internet.

We find the funniest, real reviews about everything from vagus weddings,

matchmaking services, and trader joes, to caves, toddler beds, and spirit Halloween.

You won't believe the things that people think absolutely must be said on the internet.

How else would everyone know that some caves don't have Wi-Fi?

We hear about the good, the bad, and that one-time spirit Halloween sent someone a dildo

instead of a Halloween costume.

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