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Spoiled Kid Thinks He's a God (STORYTIME)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Storytime of an Entitled Kid Spoiled Brat who thinks he's actually a god. This story is similar to Scrubs, Am I The Jerk? and rSlash. 

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0:00.0

Today we got a story time of a spoiled kid who literally thinks that he rules the world. Let's go.

0:10.1

Call the subscriber Andrew. So this all happened when Andrew was about in like, I think like fifth grade or so, and there was a new kid who moved into his

0:21.7

neighborhood. And this was over the summer, so Andrew has not met this kid yet as he would

0:26.2

probably meet him next year or when school started in the fall. But the new kid's mom got on

0:31.9

Facebook and connected with all the other Facebook moms in the neighborhood. It was kind of just

0:36.3

reaching out to them being like, hey, you know, my son is new to the

0:39.5

neighborhood.

0:40.2

He's going to be starting school in the fall, and I really want him to have a good time.

0:44.3

Can he like meet some of you guys or whatever?

0:46.4

So one night, one like summer night or whatever, Andrew's mom arranged that Andrew and her would

0:52.6

go over to the new kid's house, and so Andrew can

0:56.3

meet the new kid, and they can become friendly before school starts, and also so Andrew can meet

1:01.5

the mom as well. Anyway, so that night, you know, rolls around, and, you know, they get into the car and

1:06.8

they drive over, and, you know, Andrew is talking to his mom. He's like, mom, I don't think I've

1:11.4

ever been to this part of the neighborhood. And mom's like, well, this is a very special part of the

1:15.7

neighborhood as they approach a gate. Basically, this was like the gated community part. And a lot of times,

1:21.4

gated communities are kind of like places and neighborhoods that are like protected by like a gate that goes all around them.

1:27.7

And it normally costs a lot of money in the houses and there are a lot.

1:31.0

A lot of people enter the gated communities just because they have a lot of money and they

1:34.7

don't want people coming in or whatever.

1:36.6

So this is the first time Andrew has ever been to this part.

1:39.3

And he's like, wow, like I've never been to a place like this and Andrew's mom is like yeah Andrew it's probably

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