An entitled spoiled brat freaks out wanting a new toy on the toy aisle, but I step in and buy

the last one in stock for quite a while, and I honestly could not be more satisfied, leaving

the store with toy in hand, hearing that little goblin scream at the top of his lungs.

Here's what happened. A few years ago, while working overseas for the military,

I was doing some quick shopping at my base exchange. While standing in an aisle looking at some

cleaning items, I began to hear in the distance, the sound of what felt like a screaming bad

or a goat hybrid that just proceeded to get louder and louder. I looked out of the aisle to

possibly spot this cryptid, but just saw a screaming little boy being pushed in a shopping cart

by his mom. People around them were looking annoyed, as the kid was practically screeching at the

top of his lungs over and over again, and pointing at the toy aisle a few rows down. While passing

by me, I overheard the mom telling her son, not now sweetie, mommy has to get to the makeup

counter. We'll pick it up on the way out, and honestly this just rubbed me the wrong way.

Not only was this mother okay with how her son was acting, but she was also going to reward him

for it. I then got curious and decided to go to the toy aisle to see what this big gun was.

I turned the corner and I immediately saw what he was talking about, and I'll give the kid credit.

He has some good taste, because on the shelf was the biggest nerf gun I've ever seen in my life.

This thing was literally just a straight up minigun. It's comparable to the one that the heavy

weapons guy used in Team Fortress 2. After spending a few minutes admiring it, and daydreaming about

how I would have absolutely destroyed my friends in nerf gun fights. If I only had this monster in

my arsenal, I then realized this nerf gun was the last one on the shelf. I immediately grabbed it

and then found a store employee to ask a few questions. I went up to them and I said,

excuse me, can I ask a few questions about this toy real quick? The employee happily obliged,

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