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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled Parents DEMAND that their son hold the DANGEROUS GREEN SNAKE at the ZOO

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

Two entitled parents demand that their child hold the very venomous green mamba, that their

0:05.1

spoiled child is absolutely obsessed with at the zoo. But even after they are obviously told

0:10.6

no that's not gonna happen, they freak out and cause a massive scene, and I honestly could

0:15.8

not be more baffled by their stupidity. Here's what happened. So I work at a zoo and we're mostly

0:21.0

close for the winter, but our reptile house is still open, because it's kept at the same

0:25.2

temperature year round. I'm working and I'm showing people what the different animals are,

0:29.3

and I'm answering their questions when a family consisting of two parents and one kid come into

0:34.5

the reptile house. They're mostly just chilling and hanging out, doing what all visitors do.

0:39.4

That is until I hear the kids say that he wants to hold the green mamba. Normally we let kids hold

0:44.8

some of the reptiles if they are not venomous and not aggressive, but green mambas are venomous,

0:50.4

and this one in particular gets really aggressive when near people. The parents come and they

0:55.0

actually ask me if their kid can hold it, and I tell them that he can't for all the above reasons,

1:00.3

and they then relay this message over to this kid. But this is not what this spoiled brat wanted

1:05.4

to hear, because he then throws a massive fit. Apparently his favorite color is green,

1:10.7

and he only wanted to hold that snake. We had other green snakes, and thinking back I should have

1:16.2

just gotten a different snake and told him it was a green mamba to avoid all of this garbage,

1:21.0

but at the time I just didn't think of it. These two stupid parents actually come back to me again,

1:26.4

asking if their son can hold the green mamba, and I firmly said no, he can't do that, and after I

1:32.5

said this, it was then the parents turned to get upset, and not only upset, they got very loud,

1:38.0

and they started calling me a terrible zookeeper, and that I should apparently just let their kid

1:42.7

hold the snake. Eventually, and thankfully my manager hears the commotion, and so did pretty much

1:48.1

every other guest. My manager comes over to see what's wrong. They tell him that I'm not letting

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