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🗓️ 11 December 2022
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0:00.0 | Two entitled parents demand that their child hold the very venomous green mamba, that their |
0:05.1 | spoiled child is absolutely obsessed with at the zoo. But even after they are obviously told |
0:10.6 | no that's not gonna happen, they freak out and cause a massive scene, and I honestly could |
0:15.8 | not be more baffled by their stupidity. Here's what happened. So I work at a zoo and we're mostly |
0:21.0 | close for the winter, but our reptile house is still open, because it's kept at the same |
0:25.2 | temperature year round. I'm working and I'm showing people what the different animals are, |
0:29.3 | and I'm answering their questions when a family consisting of two parents and one kid come into |
0:34.5 | the reptile house. They're mostly just chilling and hanging out, doing what all visitors do. |
0:39.4 | That is until I hear the kids say that he wants to hold the green mamba. Normally we let kids hold |
0:44.8 | some of the reptiles if they are not venomous and not aggressive, but green mambas are venomous, |
0:50.4 | and this one in particular gets really aggressive when near people. The parents come and they |
0:55.0 | actually ask me if their kid can hold it, and I tell them that he can't for all the above reasons, |
1:00.3 | and they then relay this message over to this kid. But this is not what this spoiled brat wanted |
1:05.4 | to hear, because he then throws a massive fit. Apparently his favorite color is green, |
1:10.7 | and he only wanted to hold that snake. We had other green snakes, and thinking back I should have |
1:16.2 | just gotten a different snake and told him it was a green mamba to avoid all of this garbage, |
1:21.0 | but at the time I just didn't think of it. These two stupid parents actually come back to me again, |
1:26.4 | asking if their son can hold the green mamba, and I firmly said no, he can't do that, and after I |
1:32.5 | said this, it was then the parents turned to get upset, and not only upset, they got very loud, |
1:38.0 | and they started calling me a terrible zookeeper, and that I should apparently just let their kid |
1:42.7 | hold the snake. Eventually, and thankfully my manager hears the commotion, and so did pretty much |
1:48.1 | every other guest. My manager comes over to see what's wrong. They tell him that I'm not letting |
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