The five pound meal deal from McDonald's.

Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what?

That's right, five pounds.

It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.

From 11 AM, not available on delivery.

Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.

Participating restaurants, subjects availability.

This is another one of those stories where I just feel like I have a moral,

I have a moral obligation to remind you guys that there is cringe incoming.

There is a large amount of cringe.

And if you're susceptible to cringe, just be aware.

And I want to make sure that everyone is strapped in and prepared and subscribed if they're new.

And let's call today's subscriber who submitted this story. This quite a story we got. Let's call him Sam.

So this happened when Sam, the subscriber, was in eighth grade. And this happened around 2017, 2018.

And this is when the whole wave of SoundCloud rappers really just blew up.

And it was super mainstream and super popular.

And basically there was always like at least one kid in your grade who like had a

SoundCloud rapper face where he thought that since he mumbled over a beat that he was

going to become the next little Sam.

I don't know, man.

Sam never had that phase himself.

But you know what I mean. Like, it would just be little insert adjective, and bam, he would have millions of dollars,

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