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Spoiled Brat Thinks He OWNS THE EARTH (Storytime)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Spoiled Brat Thinks He OWNS THE EARTH (Storytime)

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0:00.0

How's it going, everyone? I hope you're having a good day. Today we got a pretty crazy story. Actually, two pretty crazy stories, but the first one is a spoiled kid who ends up burning down his park. I know you'll enjoy it, so sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you were new, and let's just get right into it. So anyways, we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Bobby. We're going to call the next subscriber and the next story, Hank, because we're having a theme.

0:24.1

And if you guys can guess the theme in the comment section, then congrats to you.

0:27.4

Anyways, right, so every single year, you know, Bobby is 15.

0:31.8

So for the last two years, I should say, every single year, Bobby, you know, hosted a talent show in the park.

0:38.6

It was, look, it was a very kind of like nonchalant, fun,

0:42.2

have all the neighborhood kids come out with their talents,

0:45.3

with huge quotation marks around the talents,

0:47.5

because we already know what the talents are going to be.

0:50.0

It's like, I can build Legos with the instructions,

0:53.6

or, I don't know, I can drink water while

0:57.2

choking out a bit of a sentence at the same time. Like, you know, it's talents, right? And the whole,

1:03.3

but it was fine. It's cute. A bunch of little kids. And the parents would come and there would be a

1:08.2

prize given to the first place and the prize would just be something pretty dinky as well but it's look when you're 13 or 14 or 15 this is your world like this is all you know so you really just didn't care this this was important this was really important right so this was the third year of this going on, so it was pretty official,

1:28.2

and there's a kid in the neighborhood who we're going to call the spoil kid. And in every single

1:32.3

one of my, look, spoiled kid is kind of a very general term on this channel. It could be someone

1:36.8

who flexes all their money that they didn't earn. It could be someone who's just generally very

1:41.4

entitled. You could even have a spoiled kid who has no money right just or

1:45.4

not enough or like not that much right but the thing is he's just given everything he's wanted

1:50.3

he's given everything he's ever wanted okay i said that right i'm always jumbling my words but yes in

1:56.3

this this year you know the spoiled kid didn't participate last year. He was in the audience. His mom was

2:01.8

like, you're coming to this. Like, I know you don't want to go, but you're coming to this. And he was

2:06.1

like, God damn it, mom, got, right? But eventually he did come. I don't know why I made him

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