Splitting is a behavior of girls, usually taught by their mothers (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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This week a Candy Shop owner posts a helpful want ad to facebook describing all the types of employees he hates (women) and we learn "why God made the small business owner."

Also, Mark McCloskey (gated community gun guy) runs for senate in perhaps the most Trumpian bid for office in the last two years.

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0:00.0	we've had the know it all the complainer whiner lazy manipulative roamers hiders absin or late liars
0:12.1	it's kind of rhyming here i identify with so many of these two you're like yep yep yep, yep, ding, yep, ding, go ahead.
0:23.5	Damn, all right, so I wouldn't last long here.
0:25.6	You're right.
0:26.1	Check, check.
0:29.1	I like the idea that like he's talking about manipulators, like your employees or
0:36.0	like they're gaslighting you.
0:39.3	I feel like that just means they had a crush on an employee once.
0:43.3	You know?
0:44.3	Yeah.
0:45.3	Yeah.
0:46.3	You came in and you look so pretty every day.
0:49.3	And I knew that I, you know no one comes in the store.
0:51.3	You know what's only me.
0:53.3	I knew that something was going on and you took advantage of that to go home early.
0:58.0	Yeah, you were wearing those clothes.
0:59.7	You were wearing those shirts.
1:01.1	You know, you know what you were doing.
1:02.9	And because of that, I, you know, I let you hang out at the front counter the whole day.
1:08.9	Yeah.
1:09.1	And that's not fair.
1:10.1	That's, you know, that's manipulative.
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