Splay Balls, with Alice Fraser

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and podcaster Alice Fraser (The Gargle, Tea With Alice) is on the pod this week with some hot takes about ice cream, knuckle tattoos, and much more! Pre-order Jordan's upcoming Archie Horror comic "Camp Pickens" at your local comic shop NOW with code APR231183! On shelves 6/21! Get your signed copy at Golden Apple Comics. Go check out all of the delicious options at Nuts.com/jjgo. New customers will get a free gift with purchase and free shipping on orders of $29 or more!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.0	On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:11.0	It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thornton, America's Radio Sweetheart.
0:14.0	Jordan Morris, boy, detective. Well, Jordan, have you done it?
0:18.0	How did it go with your fantasy football draft?
0:21.0	No, Jesse, I keep telling you I couldn't do fantasy football this year
0:28.0	because the guys are pissed at me, the whole gang. Really?
0:33.0	Lugnut. Be feeder. Be feeder, jug head.
0:38.0	Carpet tape. Carpet tape. Geezer.
0:43.0	Oh, man, geezer. I, I had a, if I run into geezer on the street, it's over for me.
0:49.0	Lump tit.
0:52.0	Lump tit. By the way, I'm, I'm so happy to hear that lumped it is now cancer free.
0:58.0	That's right. Yes. We, we, we keep the nickname going as a, to honor his struggle and the struggle of all humans out there.
1:09.0	Spinning around on this crazy blue marble. Yeah.
1:12.0	With cells dividing out of control. We're all lumped it.
1:18.0	You know, okay. So I never, you know, I've never played a fantasy sport before.
1:24.0	Yeah. So I know I didn't do a fantasy football draft.
1:27.0	I did when I was younger and got obsessed with it and had to stop.
1:31.0	No, no, I know. No, I, I, I joke a dog.
1:36.0	I referred to your trip to Las Vegas where you planned to be a summer boy.
1:42.0	Yes. A summer boy, of course, for new listeners is a type of person of any gender who celebrates the spirit of summer through deed, word, and short pant.
1:58.0	Sure.
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