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In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Comedy, Pionaire, Bert Show, Comedian, Radio, Improv, Moe Mitchell, Stand-up

4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Moe and Key get into a HEATED debate over bathroom etiquette; Moe calls out Hollywood relationships; When's the perfect time for Kendrick Lamar to release his album?

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0:00.0	And now it's time for part two of in the moment.
0:02.4	Time for some shotouts.
0:10.4	You might feel a little hopeless and broken, but don't you do it?
0:13.0	Because I swear to God, you probably even closer than you think.
0:16.0	All right, kid, it's time to talk about growth.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	I need to see growth.
0:21.0	And I have a reason that I think you are going to struggle to participate in said growth.
0:32.0	Okay. I'm ask you a question man to man. Yep. How do you
0:37.3	urinate? How do I urinate standing up? All right.
0:42.9	What if I told you, like a 30 for 30 special,
0:47.4	that urinating sitting down is not only much cleaner, it's also healthier and better for your sex life.
0:58.0	Do you know how dirty it is for a man to pee standing up during the 21 second release.
1:04.0	Guys usually aim for four spots.
1:06.2	The back of the toilet is the most destructive option.
1:09.0	The rebound splash can be up to 7,550 drops of urine.
1:13.5	If you're facing the water in the middle of the toilet,
1:16.1	that's 372 drops of urine.
1:18.9	Simply put, even if you're the best shooter,
1:21.6	you can't escape the splash of urine.
1:23.6	When the urine flies 7.5 to 15 centimeters,
1:27.6	the urine will collide with each other in midair,
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