Spittin Silly - Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs

Face Jam

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Food, Society & Culture

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread. Sponsored by Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I can't hear the music.
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0:22.5	Coist Michael Jones.
0:23.2	Michael, would you like some pizza puff?
0:24.9	Hell yeah, I'm starving.
0:26.4	I've been sucking down aired chips,
0:29.2	like a fiend.
0:31.0	Gracie came in with a thousand boxes of food.
0:33.0	And a great story that we haven't heard yet.
0:37.0	Right.
0:38.0	In front of us, there's ten boxes of what they call crazy bucks.
0:41.0	And there's four each.
0:44.0	There's four in each thing.
0:45.0	So you bought 40 crazy puffs.
0:46.0	Did you not know they can four pieces?
0:48.0	No, they said three each.
0:50.0	I guess they gave us extras. So you got 40 crazy puffs.
0:52.0	Some should be pepperoni that was probably the case but.
0:55.0	Well no because they started throwing stuff at me and saying sorry for the weight.
0:57.6	Did they throw poop at you?
0:59.8	No.
1:01.8	No. Do I need to it now?
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