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Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode 414 of spit and checklists presented by Pinkwoody.

From our friends at new Amsterdam vodka here in the Bosnian Sports Podcast family,

what shaken folks? The crazy first month of the season, a lot of teams not what we expect

to be. The suspension is starting to roll in. Over getting closer to 800, but let's say,

I had the boys first, like we always do produce a Mikey Grilly. What's new with you? Got my guy?

What's up boys? As you can see behind me, my art finally came in. Also currently wearing one of

our Pinkwoody ugly sweaters because these go on sale on Tuesday this week as well. But other

than me falling asleep while I was baking some cookies this week and actually almost lit my whole

apartment on fire, I'm doing wonderful. What kind of cookies will you make? To fall asleep,

baking cookies. How high were you? Pretty high. But it is embarrassing because the cookies take 7 to 10

minutes to cook. So in that 7 minutes, I fell asleep, woke up, my dogs freaking out, barking,

my girlfriends banging on the door because she's locked out, there's smoke everywhere. Very

embarrassing 20, 25 minutes for me. What kind of cookies is that? I actually

hooked it up. Chocolate chip. Big chocolate chip guy. Love chocolate chip cookies,

especially after 9 p.m. A nice warm chocolate chip cookie with a glass of milk.

Does me dirty. Wait, why don't you lead us some prayer and thank the Lord and Savior for

keeping granelli with us after fall asleep. You're Lord Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Please let Mikey Grinnelly grow up once and for all. Stop smoking weed and lock in his

girlfriend out of the apartment and just focus on selling merch, getting teams to sign up for

the Chick-Lets Cup and figuring out how to get his wrist stronger. Amen. Great. That's a beautiful

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