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Hello, everybody welcome to episode 383 of Spit and Checklets presented by Pinkwood

me for my friends at New Amsterdam, but I can't hear any boss dual sports podcast

family. It's officially crunch time just a few more days left in the season before

the playoffs start. We had perhaps the craziest game of the night Sunday night and Anaheim

legend hangs up the skate till the last time we might have a new most hated team in the NHL

and the hockey world lost the giant. But first, I'm going to check on with the fellas.

He would shake and might eat you grinally. I produce what's the word, brother?

You know, I lost my anal virginity to a bike seat this weekend. I got hit by a car, but

I completed the tour day Manhattan about 25 miles. So the vibes are extremely high for

me right now on one top of the world. Give everybody the back story. So you know,

what do you mean you hit by a car? I got a car. I had nothing to do with the anal

virginity. I was going to say the back story of the bet before we get to him getting struck

by a moving vehicle. So you ended up having a bet with Rudy and then it was originally

a little bit confusing in the sense of you thought you were going to be able to go on

an electric bicycle around Manhattan? Yeah. So I was going to I've never taken a city bike

before. So first off, the bet was that the loser of Denver and Michigan, I took Michigan,

he took Denver had to ride a city bike around the entire island of Manhattan. A city bike

is not a easy bike to ride. I thought they have these ebikes. I've never rid one before.

I thought the ebikes had like a throttle and like you just go, but it's pedal assist. So

unfortunately for me, the pedal assist died. I'd say 90 seconds in. So it wasn't a fun ride,

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