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Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode 285 of Spit and Checklists, presented by Pink Whitney.

For my friends at New Amsterdam, vodka here in the Bostal Sports Podcast family,

well, the first round is officially underway and it took all of one game for absolute NHL

playoff insanity to start. We'll get to that shortly. Let's say hi to the boys first.

The doose up Mikey Graley with snow. What's going on guys? You guys are all glowing tonight,

especially biz. Fairy handsome. Thanks, buddy. They can't see me by the way. I'm wearing my suit

from the coyotes game. I figured I'd get some fucking use out of it because they shit the bed,

all right? They did. You could undo a button maybe. No, I'm all businesses podcasts. All business.

What's up? Paul Biznasty, Bissinet. How are we feeling, brother?

In all seriousness, not great for the yotes stamp from the from the yotes standpoint, excuse me,

but some unbelievable hockey being played. It's like the Wizard of Oz is controlling the bubble right

now given we've given we've been given every scenario like crazy overtime, suspect calls,

crazy press conferences. So it's it's been great guys on the hockey side.

And last but not least, Ryan Whitney, the wit dog. How you doing? Paul hanging in there mixing

a little golf with the playoffs? Yeah, I'm still golfing my ball out there. I'm watching these

games and let me tell you the funniest thing so far has been how quickly they buried Brindamore

with 25k. It was like seven minutes after his comment. So it's the league that you could tell

they're just looking around doing nothing waiting to bury anyone. So that was pretty interesting,

but the games have been awesome. Last night was crazy. It was it was it was it was like taking a trip

back in time when you're playing in one of those like I don't know, midget attorneys, PUE attorneys,

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