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Oh, everybody. Welcome to episode 131 of spit and checklists presented by New Amps to

Dan Vodka. Let's say hello to everybody this evening. Go to our producer, Mike E. Grinnelli,

down New York City first. We're shaking that guy. What's up, boys? Big shot today. Very excited.

Yeah, whatever you cry, baby. Nice. Maybe want to address that. You little bitch.

All right. So, so I guess I guess we're going to do this now. Before me and with Central. Yeah,

yeah, we're going to. So yesterday, we took a video of me at the bar after a bet. And I'm getting

a ton of shit. People say I'm crying. And I wasn't crying. I was laughing. I was laughing so hard

because I'm such a fucking joke. I'm the biggest joke in the world.

Well, like, what a brutal way to tell the story. The main part of the story. And by the way,

what up, what up, everyone? And I'm speaking of that. Should I actually start talking? What

is one of the funniest? I listen to that at least 10 times. If a people don't know, somebody,

somebody, what is it? They might. What did they do to my voice? They slowed it down one and a half

times. They put it on. They put the podcast on half speed. It sounds like I am.

It sounds like it sounds like I'm on an Ambo. And like two bottles of red and like a couple

pink wits. But the story that I was going to quickly tell Garele, we walked into this restaurant

bar thing to watch the game. And he's like Buffalo Buffalo was up. And he's like, I cannot lose right now.

I am. I literally can't lose right now. I was looking at him. I'm like, this kid is so dumb.

What are you talking about? And then what do you know? I go scores. I go scores. I go scores.

When you were saying you can't lose in my head, I was like, he's so dumb. He can lose easily.

He's up a goal. And either way, like, you know, Matthew scored that sickle. And I just got him

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