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Hi, you, Risha. Philadelphia Flyers front office. This is Laquisha. How can I help you?

Hi, Laquisha. This is Paul Bissonette calling. I work for the Arizona Coyotes, not a big deal.

And also help run one of the biggest hockey podcasts in the world, spit and checklets.

And I was just calling to, you know, event my frustration and file a complaint on this

disgusting, whatever you want to call it, mascot you guys have been parading around. And I just

think it's disgusting and you're portraying the league in a horrible way. And you people should be

ashamed of yourselves. So is there anyone I could speak to in order to file this complaint?

You know, Paul, you have been like one of 50 people who have called me complaining about

Gritty. I wish that I could give you an answer. But I mean, listen, he's been caught kind of

self-cocaine a minor last night on the concourse at Wells Fargo Center during the home opener.

And I mean, honestly, I agree with you. Excuse me?

Yeah, to a 10-year-old with some face paint on, legitimately a 10-year-old.

He was trying to self-cocaine to a minor last night at the home opener in Philadelphia.

Yeah, what turns out it was baking soda to the arena security couldn't really arrest him,

which is disappointing because I mean, this guy's out of control.

I'm kind of out of loss for words. I mean, like, is this for fucking real?

Yeah, and to make it even worse, the last straw last night was he snuck into the socks locker room

and put ecstasy into their gatorate cooler.

Gritty put ecstasy in the San Jose Sharks water cooler or gatorate cooler last night at their home opener.

Yeah, and well, and unfortunately, it kind of backfired because the shark ended up spanking us

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