Spitfire: The Movie (Commissioned)
GymCastic: The Gymnastics Podcast
GymCastic: The Gymnastics Podcast
4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2021
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
SPITFIRE
This episode has been commissioned by Cathleen, who told us we could do whatever we wanted, so obviously...it's Spitfire time. We recap the 1995 straight-to-VHS spy-nastics classic, complete with commentary from special guest, movie star Kristie Phillips!
- Why Spencer thought we actually got sent porn for a second
- Dying of a suitcase?
- How this movie definitely doesn't know the difference between Russia and Romania
- "Some girls hit back, asshole"
- Expert chalk bucket cocaine sabotage!
- "Five giants into a BRANDY." Kristie discusses the epic accidental double Kovacs.
- THE LAUNCH CODES ARE ON THE AMERICAN GYMNASTICS TEAM
- A lengthy discussion of time travel and this bonkers competition schedule. It's so stressful. You're going to miss Worlds!
- Spying is loudly telling people exactly what you plan to do in public
- Things that appear by magic when needed: Grips and full repelling equipment
- Flying a plane directly to a gymnastics meet
- EVIL COMMUNIST HAND TOXINS
- And much more...
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today's show will not be PG-13. |
| 0:02.7 | It will be a strong TV-14 |
| 0:07.0 | in the area of a radar possibly |
| 0:11.1 | because it's too good to hold back. |
| 0:13.6 | So you have been warned. |
| 0:15.0 | There will be discussion of spies, bond movie like episodes |
| 0:19.8 | and more because today, and I quote, |
| 0:23.6 | some girls hit back asshole, unquote. |
| 0:27.3 | The spy gymnastics movie you always wanted. |
| 0:31.1 | The movie recap, Spencer was a born to recap. |
| 0:36.6 | Ukrainian launch codes, jet packs, |
| 0:40.5 | Christie Phillips beating the shit out |
| 0:42.8 | of an abusive coach in the first two minutes. |
| 0:45.3 | The legendary spy dromity spitfire everybody. |
| 0:50.7 | This is episode 73 for 2021. |
| 0:55.6 | This is the week of December 13th, |
| 0:58.2 | and this is our gift to you. |
| 1:00.4 | Welcome to the number one gymnastics podcast |
| 1:02.6 | in the galaxy. |
| 1:03.6 | I'm Jessica, I'm here with Spencer |
| 1:05.4 | from the bounce beam situation |
| 1:07.1 | and a special guest with a couple of stories along the way. |
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