Spit on WHAT? with Ray Sherwood
2 Girls 1 Blunt
Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade
4.7 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | For 100,000, would you spit on every new person you meet in for a year? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. For 100K, you'd make no business connections, Ray. The business is spitting on you. That's the business. So all of the other money things, all the other money things you're like, no, but you're totally willing to spit on people. Hey, how are you? I'm right. No. It's part of my business. I'll do it for free. |
| 0:26.4 | Ray. |
| 0:27.5 | Why are you sad? |
| 0:28.3 | You guys are leaving. |
| 0:29.2 | I know. |
| 0:29.9 | Let's talk about it. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.6 | Talk more about your sadness. |
| 0:34.0 | Tell us why you're going to miss. |
| 0:35.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.1 | Guys, it's been a long time here. |
| 0:38.9 | What do you love about us? This is like home. You know what I mean? This apartment? Yeah, this is home. Yeah. You guys like changed it. It's not just an apartment. It's home. So I don't know. I think that's because of the people we have in here. Yeah. You're our home. You just start fucking |
| 0:54.8 | Are you gonna miss us? |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah |
| 0:56.5 | I don't want you guys to go. I was going to sabotage like you guys getting houses in Austin so you can't leave. Are you the reason why a realtor hasn't called us back? Yeah, yeah, she's done. He's like paying people off. So, hey, don't work with them. He's killing people. You're hiring hits on all of the real estate agents. Yeah, on the agents, so you guys can't find a home and off. Is that why ours is in Malaysia right now? Yeah. It's the best spot. We've known you for three years, right? Three years. Two years? Three years. No. No, because we didn't, we knew of you when we first moved here, but we didn't meet you for a year after we were like Instagram messaging. You're right. So about two and a half, though. It's over two, right? Two and a half. It feels like an eternity. It feels like forever. Feels like a lifetime. I feel like I've known you guys forever. What would you say is your favorite memory of us in Miami with you? The first. We can have separate memories. We can have group memories. Yeah. How you guys described when you first met me is probably one of the most all-time funniest stories to hear because I didn't know what was happening on the back end with no clue and it's like this whole |
| 2:05.4 | time you guys thought I was a p. I was like if you guys I still think so what episode did we talk about |
| 2:12.0 | that on the first one that's how we discussed it if you haven't listened it's titled our favorite |
| 2:16.4 | episode featuring Ray Sherwood it was the first time we had on. This is like the fourth time we've had you on. Yeah, because I was here with Chase and then, no, Cam. Oh, you were with Chase too. Yeah. And Cam. And then this is my. And then you had two solo. So this is five. Oh, shit. i've been on here a lot damn you're our most |
| 2:36.6 | frequent guest so you're our funniest friend no no wait say what you're gonna say just so |
| 2:41.7 | everyone else can hear that tell them jamie you're our funniest friend you're our funniest friend |
| 2:50.2 | you're that guys you're our funniest friend. You're our funniest friend. All of the comics who are friends with are like, they're shaking and they're like, what the fuck? I do this professionally. Who the fuck is this guy? This is Ray Sherwood. You guys keep telling me to stand up and I'm just like, yeah, okay, I'll just be funny. I'm like roaming around. |
| 3:09.5 | I was telling Emily, I was driving going, la, la, la, la. |
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