Spit Hits: ZOOMin' Down The Road & Movies To Torture Your Foes - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Spit Hit for September 22, 2022: We’ve got some ‘Is This Real Life’ back on today’s show after a lengthy absence. We also discuss giving money to people who don’t deserve it and having our text messages left on read. We close it down with a draft of movies we would like to make our mortal enemies sit through. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

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0:00.0	Spitwads, how long have you had that mattress, severe?
0:03.0	And how has your sleep improved because of that mattress?
0:07.0	You probably had it for a long time and your sleep's probably not gotten a lot better.
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0:27.0	A mattress for big and tall sleepers and even a mattress made just for kids.
0:32.0	Why do we love Helix Sleep because it's custom to who you are and helps you get the best sleep for who you are?
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0:48.0	They even give you a 100 night risk-free trial so you can try out your new Helix mattress.
0:55.0	Everybody's unique, everybody sleeps differently and that's why they have several different mattress models to choose from.
1:02.0	And they've been awarded the number one mattress picked by GQ and Wired Magazine.
1:07.0	Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows just for our listeners.
1:14.0	Go to helix sleep.com slash ballers with Helix, better sleep starts now.
1:19.0	Spitwads, oh we have a spectacular spit hit episode for you today.
1:24.0	We're doing some is this real life on the podcast and look we close it down with a draft of movies that we would like to make our mortal enemies sit through.
1:35.0	You don't want to miss a minute? Enjoy.
1:38.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitmuller's podcast with Andy Mike and Jason.
1:59.0	Who get do get boogie boogie boogie, your bone.
2:03.0	Oh no, I fell into the chumon. I was trying to avoid it with all costs.
2:10.0	You knew it my own no man. Yeah, you fell right in.
2:13.0	I fell right in. It's like I'm going to sidestep it to be fair. I didn't really hit you with a come on. I gave you more of a shumon.
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