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Spit Hits: The Death of Pinocchio & Alternate Transportation Methods - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.97.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Spit Hit for December 26th, 2022: On today’s show, we hear a stellar celebrity impersonation by Mike. We also discuss peeing in the front yard, revealing tattoos, having kids with the same name, and literally anything else you can think of. We close the show down with a draft of alternative transportation methods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

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0:00.0

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!

0:04.0

Oh, the only thing you want under your Christmas tree right now is a spit hit.

0:09.2

A great spitballers episode and we are going to give you a classic, a timeless while we

0:14.4

spend this Christmas season with our families, gather your family around the fireplace, and listen up.

0:21.2

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random

0:34.4

topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason.

0:41.2

Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, and a boom, boom, pow! Oh, that's great.

0:49.7

Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, boom, boom, boom. There's a lot to like about that.

0:53.7

That's shaking rough over there. I won't lie, I was inspired a little bit by that.

1:00.4

And then the zooms just kept coming out. Like, I got stuck, I got stuck, zoom in.

1:06.5

I was trying to be, I was trying to be a boomer sooner.

1:09.8

But there was, there was a few more zooms than I was expecting.

1:12.8

You don't need to explain yourself. I like it.

1:15.1

I like to go behind the music, behind the sketch.

1:17.8

Behind the thing you made up. One second ago.

1:21.8

Instant access, man. You kept the energy very consistent throughout.

1:26.5

You didn't trail off. Thank you.

1:27.6

You timed it up well.

1:30.7

The rhymes were there. They weren't complicated, but they were there.

1:33.6

A little boom and a little zoom in.

1:35.2

A little zoom and a little boom. Spitballers, welcome in, Andy Mike and Jason.

1:40.9

So excited to be with you for yet another important episode of the show.

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