Spit Hits: Seedless Beef & Things We Miss From Our Childhood - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Spit Hit for January 4th, 2024: Time for the spitwads to weigh in. It is Jason/Andy vs. Mike in a heated debate on selflessness with selfish motivation. We also discuss things like when to throw away a pair of underwear, stealing food, and trying to figure out someone’s name you’ve forgotten. We close it down with a draft of things we miss from our childhood. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve.
0:16.0	It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason.
0:20.0	Rata Dad, Dad,
0:23.0	Bing, bing, bing be da boop.
0:25.0	Ha ha!
0:27.0	The poop, boop!
0:30.0	This scan brought to you by the Atari 2,600.
0:37.0	Oh, man. There are, I don't know, I don't know what to say about that scat other than it.
0:47.6	I don't think you need too man.
0:48.8	Yeah, it came from nothingness, you know, and there's something original about nothingness.
0:56.0	Like it has to...
0:57.0	When we do the scat, it has to come out.
0:59.6	Like you have to say something.
1:01.6	Yeah, I mean, look, when a great artist sits down at a blank canvas it comes from
1:06.1	nowhere. Yeah, yeah I agree. And just like that work of art, those great artists. That SCAT just stands on its own yeah right you just take
1:15.7	it in yeah the gallery of scats if you ever visited it it it's a can we get someone hooked that up in the metaverse just like the spitballers all of
1:26.7	scats and you can walk up to them and yeah there's a lot of them all right how many do you
1:32.0	about two hundred and two okay actually we didn't start the All right. About 202.
1:33.0	Okay.
1:34.0	Actually, we didn't start the scout until.
1:35.0	I think it started around like 30 or something like that.
1:38.0	Al Borland in the house.
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