Spit Hits: Low-T Moose & The Worst Minor Inconveniences - Comedy Podcast
Spitballers Comedy Podcast
Spitballers Comedy Podcast
4.9 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2022
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Unfortunately, life doesn't come with a user manual, so when it's not working for you, |
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| 1:21.9 | On today's spit hit, we talk about our TV binging preferences, moose antlers, which is a moment you cannot miss. It still makes me laugh to this day. |
| 1:34.9 | And of course, we wrap up with a draft. We're drafting the worst minor inconveniences because everyone hates it and inconvenience. |
| 1:42.9 | Hey, tell your friends. Tell your friends about this podcast and enjoy. |
| 1:54.9 | What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? |
| 2:02.9 | It's the spitballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason. |
| 2:08.9 | A skimmy, pedubi, peding, dangling, bang, a squeegee. |
| 2:15.9 | I hear something about a stain. |
| 2:19.9 | You know, normally the problem is strong start bad finish. I just, I just weak start. Better finish. |
| 2:27.9 | Well, it was a pretty strong finish. |
| 2:29.9 | When you, when you can finish with a device to get water off of a window, which are all. Have we talked about that on this show that I don't know school just talk about squeegees. |
| 2:40.9 | I have a strange fashion fascination with them. You know, when you do your windshield, it just feels a little bit like magic. |
| 2:49.9 | Yeah, when you, when you get the water perfectly off and all of a sudden it's just squeaky clean. No one else has that feeling about squeegees that it's just satisfying. |
| 2:59.9 | I can't squeegee like the pro. Can't squeegee. No, I can't squeegee. I've been a bad squeegee in my whole life. |
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