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Spit Hits: Door to Door Cat Sales & A Pet Store Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Comedy, Improv

4.97.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Spit Hit for June 23, 2022: On today’s show we head back into the ‘Situation Room’ to divvy up some door to door sales responsibilities. Find out who is tasked with selling what in this extremely plausible situation. We also discuss hiccups, high-pressure sports situations, and rolling pennies before we close out the show by drafting items in a pet store to use in a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

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0:00.0

If you are worried that your mortgage payments could go up, it's helpful to know that you can

0:03.7

arrange to switch your Barclays mortgage up to 180 days before your current one ends.

0:08.4

More way you can do this is in the Barclays app. Your new rate will then apply as soon as your

0:12.5

existing rate expires. Simple. For more money help including other ways to switch your mortgage,

0:18.0

search Barclays cost of living. Barclays, make money work for you. Subject to application

0:23.6

financial circumstances and borrowing history, TZZ's apply 18 plus. Your home may be repossessed

0:28.0

if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage. Hey Spitwads, we've got a great spit hit for you

0:32.2

today. On this episode we talk about things like door-to-door sales, high-pressure sporting situations,

0:37.9

and really bad hiccups. And then we close things down with a battle royale in a pet store,

0:42.4

fight to the death. But more importantly, do not forget that this Monday is the long-awaited

0:47.6

episode 200 which you do not want to miss. But until then, enjoy this week's spit hit.

1:00.4

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations,

1:05.2

and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Smith-Mollers podcast

1:11.0

with Andy Mike and Jason.

1:20.7

Zanya, don't get any on ya. Okay, all right. Shout out to my man, Weird Al. Oh yeah, that's good. I like it. I like it. I don't like it.

1:40.7

Smith-Mollers podcast, back at you Andy Mike and Jason, episode 108. It's gonna be great. Sometimes you remember in the third bar of the musical intro that you in fact are the one who has the opening

1:55.8

scat, the scat master, and then you just you dive deep into the recesses of your musical brain and the Weird Al, so the food album from Weird Al. Oh, so good. Oh, this is a great question. This is a great opening conversation.

2:13.8

The food album from Weird Al was the first compact disc that I ever purchased on my own as a youth. Do you guys remember the first album that you bought per your money? Yes.

2:30.8

It wasn't given to you as a present. Your money. You went to the store and you bought it. It was such a big. What did you buy?

2:38.1

I had plenty of other compact discs as you call them from the like the catalog where you get what I would say most people call them CDs. I would say most. We're getting back into this.

2:49.1

All right. All right. But no, no, no, I had other CDs from like the one sent a CD if you sign up for life with this.

2:57.1

Oh, the first one that I went into a store and purchased with my own money was bush 16 stone. So you are older. And yeah, I was a little bit later to the party, but it was.

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