Entitled holistic Karen keeps harassing us at our winery, so we throw her out with her crystals.

It's been two weeks, but the last holistic day at my job kind of traumatized me.

Where I work now is significantly better than where I was before.

People act out less at fancy wineries than they do at crappy sports bars in the hood.

I'm lucky.

Blessed even sure.

But freaking A, I work at a winery where we do a ton of events.

We have a day called holistic day.

The woman in charge of holistic day is absolutely wonderful.

Not knocking her at all, but the crowd that comes in sometimes is questionable.

They stand in a line to get their readings, and if our patio isn't open,

they take up the entire dining room and weave around them.

We get a lot of campers on holistic day, because if anyone wants a reading,

they can show up at noon, but have a 3pm reading, and they will camp.

We accept it for what it is.

The winery is not consistent.

Point being, we the servers do not like holistic day.

The owner heard us joking about it the night before and was confused.

Do you guys really hate holistic day?

She's usually not there for it, so she doesn't know the experience,

but she was the next day.

And she got to experience it first hand.

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