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Hi guys, I'm Emma and I'm Julie.

And welcome back to another episode. Hey Joel.

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Okay, I feel like I just want to explain a little bit the thought process behind this episode

because normally this would be our Kardashian bonus show where we're recapping season 12 keeping up. But in light of this whole Alex

Earl Alex Cooper situation, we just needed to get on the mics and talk about it for a little bit.

The way that I feel is like Alex v. Alex, Hallelujah, or whatever Justin Bieber said.

Yes, correct. I mean, okay, but I know us.

And like with no guardrails, we're just going to go crazy, which is totally fine.

Give me 30 seconds to just kind of set the parameters for you guys, which is at this current

moment when we are recording this, which is 10.39 p.m. on Tuesday, April 14th, there is no response

from Alex Earle. I have no idea when that is going to come in what form. I would love to have a

hypothesizing conversation around it, which we can.

But when that happens, trust on everything that is good in this world, there will be an emergency episode.

And when we do that emergency episode, it will be one of those fucking scientific breakdowns

of every single thing that has gone on currently and also going back years.

Right now, this is not that.

I promise when the time comes, we are going to dive deep.

Right now, it is literally like we just need to come on and talk about what's happened in the last 24 hours

because I feel we are going to combust if we don't.

This entire vibe is just like the podcast equivalent of what all of your group chats look

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