I want to believe that this woman in Michigan, Diane Gordon of a white lake township, had

been listening to chewing the fat and is using a chewing the fat hack or a chewing the

fat rule when she turned in a bag of cash that she found outside of a gas station.

Diane Gordon was walking to her job at the old value center fresh market. I'd like to say

hello, Diane. She decided to stop at the BP gas station for a snack, probably pick up,

you know, a French vanilla cappuccino, pack of smokes before we get to the old values center

fresh market for the day of the job. Then she noticed something unusual. She said,

I looked down on the ground and found a plastic bag with a large sum of money in it.

When you turned it over, there was even more money. And she said, I never, I never really crossed

my mind to do anything but turn it over. Uh-huh. That's my point. So I'm hoping that the bag

actually had like, I don't know, $30,000 worth of cash in it because the total amount that was

given to the, given to the authorities was $14,780 worth of cash. The money apparently was lost

by a newlywed couple. And this was, these were gifts from the wedding that had occurred that day.

And so she said, it didn't belong to me. I just, uh, I just turned it in. Uh-huh. Right. Okay,

there was a wedding card inside the bag. So they knew who it belonged to. I'm just saying that

the chewing the fat hack would be to go, oh, hey, there's a bag of money. Stuff some of it in your

pocket. Then turn it in. You get the best of both worlds. Get a little extra cash. And you get

to feel good about turning it in. And hey, that's it. I'm sorry. Hey, that's what I found. That's

what you got. I want to believe that. Oh, how I want to believe that. Now everyone is all fired up

for Diane because she said that, uh, you know, they set up a GoFundMe page for her to buy a new car

because the world could probably use a few more Diane's. That was from the local police

department. Oh, so she's got $26,000 on her GoFundMe to get a car. And she got, this is just me

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