Hello? Hello. Hi mom.

Hi, honey.

I know you don't have a computer but I'm getting torn up online by like powerful elected female politicians to call them in

I'm sorry what you laughing at what are you laughing at?

Because I think they're... I don't know if I should say that to you.

Go ahead.

But I think most of these are like to quote-unquote women stand in the majority if they can't define

what a woman is and yet when it suits their knees they claim it.

I'm sorry.

Well, not to worry.

I might have called him a bad word.

And you know, when I was growing up and I called you a bad word, you put soap in my mouth or spank me with a wooden spoon.

I mean, what do you...

Oh, I have to tell you if I could correct you.

If you did those things, it was not to my face I would have to say growing up you're pretty respectful

well I appreciate that.

You know, I mean, I feel I was raised by a strong woman and, you know, I think I know how to hang out with strong women because of you, but, you know, you want to know what I said?

Sure, it's bothering you.

I would like to.

I said, I'll see you next Tuesday.

Okay. That's a euphemism for cunt.

Oh, never like that word.

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