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improv4humans with Matt Besser

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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Vic Michaelis, Jacob Wysocki, Victoria Longwell, Talia Tabin, and Zac Oyama of improv team Yeti join Matt Besser for scenes about bullying a reasonable dude, telling your girlfriend she’s got spinach in her teeth, and keeping the door open while taking a dump. Plus, full body injuries, getting zen about a John Williams concert, and a visit to Graceland II.

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0:00.0

Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improved for humans,

0:15.8

with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and

0:21.5

guests will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's improvisers are, from the UCB Harold

0:28.7

team, Yeti, Victor and Longwell, Victor McEllis, Zach El Young, Tally McTeebin, and Jacob

0:36.8

Wiseokie. Welcome to Improved for humans. I am here with one of the best Harold teams in

0:46.5

the world and the UCB theater. They're called Yeti. How long have you guys been together?

0:53.0

We've got Victoria here, Vic, Zach, Tallya, Jacob. How long have you guys been together? Two years?

1:01.3

This iteration, two years, all together, three years. Okay. All right. They have amazing

1:08.3

chemistry that you are about to see. You will not be disappointed like giving people big

1:13.2

yeah. Never ever before. Start any intro that one. Tonight you will see what is never one

1:24.7

time this woman. She had a lot of buzz on her. This is early in the all comedy scene and it was her

1:33.6

year. She had a lot of buzz on her and she got a development deal and you know and she deserved it.

1:39.9

She deserved development deal and she was walking around the place where we always it was

1:47.1

Luna Lounge in New York, one of the big alternative comedy things. And she was saying to everybody

1:55.6

she was like, I have an idea for television that has never been done in the history of television.

2:05.2

And even if you do, even if you do believe that, you don't say that out loud, right?

2:15.1

Yeah, that's tough. I would like to especially to other comedians like maybe your mom and dad.

2:20.3

I got to hear what was her idea. Well, Ian's joke was like, are you just going to set yourself on fire

2:25.7

at the beginning of every episodes? I can't imagine what else that's going to be.

2:30.6

Was this person like Shonda Rhymes?

2:34.1

Famous of Ian Shonda Rhymes. Now you say it, hang on my face.

2:39.8

You pivoted after that, but hard pivot.

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