there are certain kinds of apologies that are disarming like if somebody owns it completely

if you're ready to be mad at somebody for screwing up and then they just completely own it like

that takes the wind out of your sales yeah in a way that's it's almost I'm almost more mad

that you're not a jerk yeah because you want to have all the shit you want to have the argument

you want to release the fucking rage of how upset you are like somebody was parked in front of the

driveway of my building oh my god it's just parked blocking the garage right and there

are hazards are on and nowhere to be seen right and I can't get in yeah some waiting behind them

and I'm mad 60 seconds max yeah three minutes they come out and the and the dude sees me and he

comes over and he apologizes so profusely like that was an idiot move on my front so sorry I thought

it was going to be 10 seconds but I should totally know and he was so owning it that it took all

the anger out of me in a way that was almost like let's do it I'm you do the apology to me right

now dude dude oh man what the hell dude I am I screwed up dude I am so sorry bone head move bone

head move I just thought it was going to be 10 seconds hey hey hey slow down what what I'm sorry

more than the the parking in front of everybody because we all have to get out of this this is

like a lot you have to give me my I don't you can't apologize like that what you know but I

screwed up dude I got to tell you that I'm sorry I mean it but you got to give me a little bit

of a reason so I can go that's not a reason okay okay all right hey you know what I'm saying

I'm not getting anything out of it you just cut me off at the wick okay okay it's a reasonable

apology okay that's that's unreasonable of you oh hi I overheard your your interaction

just a moment ago yeah I'm a door to door door mat if you'd like to yell at me just for a small

fee I know you have a lot of anger at the human dorm yes you can yell at me and I'll absorb all

of your rage like the I yell at you about what happened earlier yes you didn't get to express your

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