I've decided to stage an intervention, Dominic. I'm very concerned about you.

Oh no, why?

So my husband's been using Duolingo to improve his French, and you and him are friends on this app.

Oh no.

And I don't even know what languages you're learning at the moment, but you seem to be

spending an alarming amount of time on this app. My husband says you're on a 57 days streak. What's

happening? I am actually just doing Dutch. Oh. I recently went back to it because I was like,

do they have advanced duolingo? Because little humble brag, I think I have like, in duolingo terms anyway, a bit advanced

to Dutch.

And it turns out they do.

And the reason why I've got that streak isn't because I have actually been doing duolingo

all of those days.

I joined a friend's family duolingo paid membership. Whoa.

And it means you can get loads of freeze streaks. So it's actually fake news. Oh, so you haven't

been practicing your Dutch at all? No. And actually I've kind of given up a bit in the last few weeks.

You know who we really need to intervene with is composer, musician of this show, Jim Barn.

Oh, yes.

Who has something like a 2000 day streak.

Jim's girlfriend is Brazilian, so he's been learning Portuguese on it for a few years now.

I think he's finished, duolingo.

He must be fluent by now.

If he's actually putting in the work and not cheating like some people,

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