Paul, I may have committed a hate crime this week.

Okay. Again?

Again, yeah. An accidental hate crime. I was at the office.

My stomach was grumbling. Wasn't feeling great.

I've been there. It's a little rumble in the tom-tum.

And I was like, oh, oh, oh, I need to find a restroom. And I went to the ladies.

Good. Good start. I went into the ladies, but there's like six stalls in the ladies.

It's like people are, you know, people can come in and out.

It's not a fully private situation.

So I, like, there's no, there's no good way to, there's no good way to say this.

I destroyed the all gender bathroom.

The gender neutral bathroom at my office.

The gender neutral bathroom, which is one stall that's like just for like, you know, whatever, whatever you feel your gender may be.

But let's get real what we're all actually using this bathroom for.

It has absolutely nothing to do with gender politics or gender or gender identity.

It is about, I need privacy. This is the only like one stall bathroom on this floor.

We are all going to destroy the gender neutral bathroom. In fact, you know what, now that I say

it out loud, I didn't commit the hate crime,

but my company committed a hate crime. Did you enter to find a bathroom thriving and pristine,

or had someone already taken a knife to it that day?

She'd been, she'd been road hard, but not put away wet. Let's put it that way. Not yet. Not yet.

Not yet. She, she, she, they, I should say, they were road hard. But not put away yet. The least you can do for the bathroom is assigned at the proper pronouns, Erica. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. They did not deserve what I did to them. And I would like to apologize to all non-binary people out there for what I have done, For the crime I hath committed in your space, in your safe space. Hey, I'm Paul.

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