It's October, Big Phib listeners, so obviously we are all about Halloween here at Big Phib HQ.

From spooky scarecrows to creepy crawly spiders, we've got what you need to get in the mood for the scariest month of the year.

Enjoy, if you dare.

Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

Cousin Aunt Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity bell,

dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars,

or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a delorian.

Would I lie?

It's hard to say the big fifth can you spot the light

Some pigs can fly but if you ask me why can you trust the answer?

Oh, the big tip!

From Webster, Texas.

This? Yeah, this is the big fifth.

And now here's your host, ha ha, yep, Deborah Goldstein.

Yep, welcome to the big fib, the game show where kids choose between the silken

anti-venomous spinnerets of truth and the urticating predatory near-sightedness of lies.

I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and in the studio today is our Sound Effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live in studio audience.

And I know you didn't ask, but I'm going to answer yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, I do have a question from a listener.

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