With Marvel Modernizing Spider-Man as much as they did in Homecoming, I wonder what Jay Jonah Jameson and the Daily Bugle look like.

Fantasy cross-fated dreams sequence.

We have literal aliens attacking us from the skies, blonde guys claiming to be gods, and the

jolly green giant running amok, and you want to expect me to start trusting Spider-Man? We have

footage of him fighting members from the Avengers. Speaking of the Avengers by the

way, you too can have the strength of an Avenger with J- Jonah's joint juice,

organic, all-, and most importantly, all American.

Except for all that stuff we imported from China.

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conspiracy theory shows like ours would be huge between superhero billionaires

alien threats and masked vigilantes,

can you imagine the questions that would be running through everyone's heads?

Who are these people? What are their goals?

Am I myself in danger?

And there we'd be conspiracy theory.

Every week picking apart the evidence, revising our guesses,

and ultimately trying to expose who these people are.

It'd be like the purple guy mystery all over again except in real life without all that messy serial killer nonsense

Sadly I can't bring my dead memes and half-baked theories to the Marvel masses, but they get something even better

Jay Jonah Jamison You see a few weeks ago I started looking

into Spider-Man's iconic newspaper, The Daily Bugle, for a script but then the

new Spider-Man game came out and now I I just can't hear Jay Jonah screaming.

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