Spider-Noir
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Step Into My Office. Finally Sony gives people the Spider-person they've wanted all along: A 62 year old depo-spider named Ben. Not that Ben the other Ben. Ivan & Red head to depression-era NYC ready to live like kings with pockets full of quarters and discuss Prime Video's Spider-Noir.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Am I crazy? |
| 0:01.4 | Or is that the goddamn mayor of New York? |
| 0:03.5 | How many people on Turkish Airlines flights have said this? |
| 0:07.1 | Dund dun da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-lap. |
| 0:11.6 | Moving buildings. |
| 0:13.4 | Fly! |
| 0:14.0 | New things! |
| 0:16.6 | The river crossing! |
| 0:18.7 | Oh, no! |
| 0:20.2 | Over the sea! |
| 0:23.2 | Forces. |
| 0:24.9 | Over the sea. |
| 0:26.0 | Game of Thrones, game. |
| 0:26.8 | Oh, don'ts, game of Thrones game. |
| 0:28.6 | Sean Bean dies. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm Red Scott. |
| 0:30.6 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:31.9 | And this is Boers Gore and Swords. |
| 0:33.7 | The third best podcast, who's recording studio you just walked into to get a case. Why are you in here? You're not the third chair. Yeah, no. This is not where you're supposed to be. You're in the wrong spot. No. Turn around. You've destroyed our hermetically sealed environment. Run. That's right. We're talking Spider-Noir. A show that like,, listen, I've been so, I, like, blocked all the social networks while I was gone. |
| 0:59.5 | I have no idea what's been going on. |
| 1:01.0 | I was like, I've never heard of this show in my life. |
| 1:03.1 | Why is a 6-2-year-old man cosplay as Spider-Man? |
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