Spider-Man: No Way Home Trailer Breakdown Special

The Empire Film Podcast

Bauer Media

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.6 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Because (some of) you demanded it, and because we probably won't have a lot of time to do so on this week's regular pod (what with saying goodbye to Terri White and all that), here it is: a podcast special in which Chris Hewitt, Helen O'Hara, and birthday boy Ben Travis gather in the virtual podbooth and have a breakdown while breaking down the exciting teaser trailer for Spider-Man: No Way Home. From discussion of many madcap theories to speculation about Spider-Man's OnlyFans page, it's the pod that has it all, and even attempts to answer the biggest question of them all: why is Tobey Maguire standing behind Ben? Enjoy.

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0:00.0	Parker!
0:02.0	Bring me pictures of Spider-Man.
0:04.0	What do you mean you don't have pictures of Spider-Man?
0:06.0	Bring me nude pictures of Spider-Man.
0:08.0	What do you mean he doesn't have any nudes?
0:10.0	Bring me Spider-Man's only fans page.
0:12.0	What do you mean only fans is about to shut down his pornographic content?
0:16.0	Well in that case, bring me a spoiler special dedicated to the new Twitterverse Spider-Man no way home!
0:22.0	Parker!
0:38.0	I only just realized we started.
0:42.0	I thought that was just for our pleasure.
0:44.0	Oh boy, alright, okay.
0:46.0	What is Peter Parker gonna do now that only fans is banning porn?
0:50.0	Yeah, where's all his content gonna go?
0:52.0	What do you suggest him been?
0:54.0	I'm suggesting that he has pictures of Spider-Man that are available for a price.
0:58.0	Are you suggesting that Peter Parker is taking nude or semi-nude pictures of Spider-Man selfies obviously?
1:08.0	And putting them up on only fans in order to make sure that they're not too much of a picture.
1:14.0	I'm saying in the multiverse of madness, there is AP to Parker somewhere who is probably putting his nudes.
1:26.0	Well Spider-Man's nudes.
1:28.0	Who knows how he gets Spider-Man's nudes?
1:30.0	That's the secret.
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