Well, greetings and salutations, everybody. Welcome to my YouTube channel. My name is

John Campia, and this is our special open spoiler discussion of Spider-Man no way home.

Let me emphasize this again. It is a completely open spoiler discussion. That means we're going

to talk not just about the couple of surprises. We're going to talk about all the different

plot details. So if you have not seen Spider-Man no way home, you probably shouldn't

be here yet. Come on back and watch this video later once you have. But I mean, according

to box office numbers, it looks like a hell of a lot of us have watched it. And so we

are all here today. Good to see you guys. And I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting

to have a big open spoiler. Even before I saw the movie, I've been waiting for us to have

our open spoiler discussion for Spider-Man no way home. And so here's what we're really

going to do. We're going to spend really all of this video. Just talk, taking your comments

about it. Of course, if you guys want to send in a comment, an opinion, a theory, a

mini review of the movie yourself, use the super chat feature in the YouTube live chat.

And I've had it open for a couple of days now. So we're going to be reading through your

stuff most of the time. But I do want to start off by giving a couple of my thoughts here,

okay? Couple of my thoughts. I'm going to warn you right now. If you love Spider-Man

no way home, there's going to be something that I say that is going to bother you a lot.

And it's a truth. It's an absolute truth. But you're not going to like what I have to

say in a minute. I'm just giving you that little bit of a warning right now. I ain't

here to tell you what you want to hear. I'm here to tell you what I actually think. So

that's what we're going to do. All right. Here we go. This movie was great. The movie

was great. And you know, my fear heading into Spider-Man no way home. My fear was that

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